Stop! When will it stop? Make it stop. Please, make it stop. Why can’t anyone make it stop?
It’s a blizzarcane out there. A hurrizard. It’s been going on in one form or another for, like, three weeks now. This coming summer better be the best summer ever. If not, there will be irrefutable proof that karma does not exist.
Meanwhile, our snow shovel hates us, and frankly, the feelings are mutual.
Make it stop.
The entire Cape Cod economy has slowed. So we thought we had a great business idea – selling the raw material for a snowman, but it turns out the market is flooded.
Make it stop.
— Cape Cod Wave
